Katherine and her family dropped me in Loja, which has by far the best children’s park I’ve ever seen and by far the most boring botanical garden I’ve ever visited.
First, the nice outer wall of a theatre.
And then the park.
Such a park.
I mean, look at this place!
And there are loads of them!
And even a sodding pipe!
And, of course, a boating lake with a pagoda and swan pedalos to rent.
And then the boredom.
Zzzzzz.
Zzzzzz.
Zzzzzz.
Zzzzzz.
Even the dog’s bored.
And who the fuck cuts their name into a cactus?
This person, apparently.
And then back to sleep.
Zzzzzz.
And that’s all you’re getting.
Total distance hitchhiked: 63,432 km.
Total number of rides: 459.